The Most Badass Way to Shave Your Balls: A Complete Shaving Guide

So, you have made a one life-changing decision that will completely transform your sex life and overall ball appearance. You bought a razor, a shaving oil and even an aftershave lotion. You are so ready to get rid of your hairy balls and give it a total makeover. Congratulations, you just took the first step to your smooth balls journey! But you still feel like there’s something missing. You don’t know where to start. It’s your first time shaving your balls and you probably feel overwhelmed on doing it by yourself. Let me tell you - You are not alone. Every badass, hair-free gentleman, like us, have been through this. And now we are here to share you the most badass way to shave. This is the only shaving guide that you need for your smooth ball journey. 


Take your time. 

When you’re in a rush, things can get really messy. In general, you should never shave when you are in a rush or else, you’ll hurt yourself. I’m pretty sure you don’t want that. So, sit back, relax, put in the groundwork by trimming long hairs using an electric trimmer or even just a pair of scissors and take your time shaving. Your balls will thank you later!


Do it in the shower

If you are a fan of warm showers – that’s even better. Warm water will make it easier to shave your balls by softening the coarse and thick pubic hair. It also relaxes the skin making it easier to stretch it out without injuries. 

But hey, if you are a ‘cold-shower-kinda-guy’, (like me) then I got you covered! All you must do is to press a wet, warm towel against your balls for a few minutes for hassle-free shaving. Never shave with cold water because it will shrivel the skin on your balls, making it susceptible to cuts from the blade. I’m sure you are not a fun of cuts, so am I.


Apply lubricant

If you want a smoother balls, then you gotta do it the “smoother way”. You know what I mean – lubricant is the key to making things smoothly, and yes, that includes shaving your balls. Lubricants soften coarse hairs and protects the skin while shaving. For this, we recommend Bald Balls Shaving Oil (Insert link to shopping page). Bald Balls is clear and allows you to see what you are doing down there. All you gotta do is apply a few drops to your palm, rub your hands together and massage it evenly into the skin at the base of your penis and your balls. Leave it on for 20-30 seconds before shaving for a smooth, hassle-free shaving. 


Stretch your balls

This is one pro-tip everyone should know about. Stretching the skin on your balls will remove any folds and wrinkles – allowing you to shave more safely. Just stretch your penis out full length to shave from base to head. Then pull the skin on your balls taut and shave them with short, careful strokes.


Additional tips:

  • Use a razor designed for the body, not the one’s designed for the face
  • Use a new, sharp blade 
  • Clean your blade between strokes and after use
  • Shave with the grain, not against it
  • Don’t apply too much pressure with the blade
  • After your shower, pat your balls dry. Don’t rub them. 

Post Shave Care

Of course, shaving needs some post-shave care too! To restore moisture to the skin, apply an aftershave lotion to the shaved areas. Proper aftercare will significantly reduce the chance of redness, irritation, and ingrown hairs. Make sure to use a lotion [link to shopping page] suited to sensitive skin. Feel free to apply the lotion on days you haven’t shaved as well. Keeping the skin healthy and hydrated will improve shaving results.


Overall, shaving your balls is not a dangerous journey, but it certainly makes sense to approach the process with care and thought. Do your research, try out different methods, and find whatever technique works best for you. Then, try to make the most of these last few summers of bare freedom. Because before you know it you'll be sporting some serious bush—and if all goes as planned, and you followed this shaving guide it won't be nearly as bad as you expected.